Hell Is Hyped

When the devil informed me about what hell truly was
He opened the way that led to the eighth level of hell
I looked at him when he gave me a smile
And told him that I would be happy to accept.
I moved toward the top when I was asked to stop
Satan wanted me to give him a smile back
I made a smile that would make my shadow want to die
As I told the devil my last goodbye.

Going to the sixth level that hell contains
I moved higher and higher watching the demons play
Teddy bears and valentines that sing happy songs
Things that make no sense made even worse than that
Leaving hell made me feel I was locked up in a dream
As I moved higher into the fifth level of hell
Satan handed me a valentine and it said as I read
We hope you do well in the place far above
To apologize to you is something we should have done
Now as I get creeped out from all this happiness
I move into the area where light begins to shine.

Demons and creatures wave to me with happy voices
The light shine on my dark and burned deep skin
Three more levels to complete so that I may escape
From the deepest region of what I thought was darkness and hate
Satan gives me a handshake for my time here in hell
I feel like I'm checking out of some five star hotel
With ashes for pillows and flames for everything else
The second level of hell looks so much like a birthday party
Colors other than red and black surround me everywhere
I don't know if I should be happy or sad
To be leaving this world into another world far above.

And then I reached the last level of hell
Which then the devil stood before me blocking the final door
He gave me a shirt that said that I survived hell
I said to him that I had a very interesting time down there
A laugh from his voice as he moved aside
To move myself into that final door and wonder what to do next
I returned to the world a new man instead of what I did before
But what I can tell you from what I know now
Hell is just something that got hyped way too much.